Burned Chops

What's going on with my side burns/chops you ask. Nothing and everything. I was going to grow out my beard a little over a week ago, but I decided (after my wife complained about a prickly kiss) that I should go with chops. Also known as Wolverine side burns, I only had these chops once before. Two years ago for halloween I went as , yep, Wolverine and Amy was Storm. I spent $75 on some custom made claws and grew my chops for two months. Now I'm just saving time shaving in the morning and of course, the chicks dig it.