Jew -ish

So technically all you have to do to be a Jew is ride around for nine or so months in a womb of someone who is a Jew. For me I rode around in my mom. I wasn't ever really raised as a Jew, but I would have to say it really is in my blood. I would say I am Jew-ish. Of or having characteristics of a Jew. As in, I have the ability to speak Yiddish, however I do not. I also expect for there to be things in my life for free or at a discounted price. I also don't spend my money, ever, unless I 1. need the item, 2. can get the "best" price, and 3. don't know someone else that I can borrow it from.

It is really strange living in the world of "ish-ness." People are always surprised to find out I am a Jew. I always say, "But I'm not a practicing Jew," or, "I wasn't really raised as a Jew. I mean I had Christmas my whole life."

Tune in later for more Jewy comments.